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SAINT SLAYBELL

carols • chaos • carnage

Season: RED + GREEN + BAD IDEAS
NEW: singles • zines • stage confessionals • festive heresy • glitter and guilt

HERETICAL HYMNALS

Sermons, Singles, & Saintly Sacrilege

This is the chapel jukebox, where Saint Slaybell’s past, present, and future releases rattle their chains together like the ghosts of Christmases ruined, surviving, and still to come. Singles, albums, half-burnt confessionals, and whatever glitter-soaked bad decisions he’s screamed into existence all end up here sooner or later.

Expand each release for themes, genre, lyric links, and full tracklists.

holidaycore punk rock religious trauma glitter + gore zines + art + writing

DISCOGRAPHY

GODRESTYEDEADBOYS (2005)

GODRESTYEDEADBOYS

Album 2025

GODRESTYEDEADBOYS is loud, lewd punk for holiday riots and post-breakup exorcisms. Deck your halls, cut your cords, and let the season bleed.

Theme: cult slaughter, corrupted youth, trailer park seductions, switchblade sermons, party-time catastrophe, deranged charisma, for boys who kneel too easily.
Genre: holidaycore, glam-punk
Light It Up (2026)

Light It Up

Single Upcoming July 2026

A sharp little sermon in lipstick and static. Meaner, tighter, and built to cut quick.

Theme: sharp charisma, theatrical threat, flirting at knifepoint, stage confession as seduction.
Genre: holidaycore, glam-punk, patriotic parody
LIVE FROM THE BURNT CHAPEL (2026)

LIVE FROM THE BURNT CHAPEL

Album Upcoming Dec 2026

LIVE FROM THE BURNT CHAPEL is a scorched mass of punk blasphemy, revenge, and holiday chaos. Come for the hymns, stay for the heresy.

Theme: relgious and childhood trauma, reckoning via revenge, mimicry as a form of mockery, hypocrisy, twisted love.
Genre: holidaycore, glam-punk, hymn parody