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SAINT SLAYBELL

carols • chaos • carnage

Season: RED + GREEN + BAD IDEAS
NEW: singles • zines • stage confessionals • festive heresy • glitter and guilt

WHO IS SAINT SLAYBELL?

Two faces. One microphone. A whole lot of holiday damage.

Nicholas "Nick" Slabaugh is the human behind the project: a vocalist and writer who builds songs like confessionals, then dresses them in punk distortion and Christmas-pageant glitter. He’s the architect, the editor, the one who still has to wake up in the morning and pretend he’s normal.

Saint Slaybell is the holiday prophet persona: glam-punk pageant demon, stained halo, and a holiday slasher who treats December like a sacrament. The stage is his chapel, the audience is the congregation, and the season is always one bad decision away from red.

holidaycore punk rock religious trauma glitter + gore zines + art + writing

CANON NOTES

Creepin' It Real

  • Music: The "public" artifact. Singles, albums, and performances you can listen to without context.
  • Zine: The backstage. Comic, scribbles, and cringe-worthy rants.
  • Lore: Variations, snippets, and splatterpunk short-stories.
  • Chatbots: Get up close and personal with Saint Slaybell on LinkinLove or JanitorAI. He comes in two flavors— Feral and flirty or homicdal maniac meet-cute.

FAST FACTS

Saint Stats

  • Age: 23
  • Height: 5'9"
  • Sex: yes please
  • Orientation: chaotic holiday bisexual
  • Hometown: Plattsburgh, NY

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