Attention shoppers
Saint Slaybell is in aisle kill
Kicked in the doors of Macy's Christ
Gotta list of naughty and nice
Boys in polos, girls in skirts
Tore 'em wide and made it hurt
Deck the halls in arterial spray
Scream my name with skin a-flay
Slice the lights, gut the choir
Burn the tree and light the pyre
We've got a 10-31
He's dressed as Santa and
Oh, oh GOD he's covered in blood
Sat on my lap, gave me your list
Instead gotta knife and slit your wrists
Blood on the linoleum, heads in the cart
Racks full of corpses in the shopping mart
Good King Wenceslas looked out
And saw me gutting a Boy Scout
Hark the herald victims cry
Glory be, you're gonna die
Deck the halls in arterial spray
One by one they die today
Scream my name with skin a-flay
Carved my face in Santa's sleigh
Slice the lights, gut the choir
'Tis the season to expire
God bless us, everyone
Especially the pieces