Twas the night before
I blacked out
Tinsel choking out the ceiling fan
Kissin' strangers, party like a madman
Spiked the nog with sins and speed
Baby Jesus gots what we needs
Eggnog orgy ninety-eight
Trash in the halls, teenage waste
Sticky, sweaty, sacred night
Lost my faith and found the knife
Lights went out but the cam was on
Santa gettin' pegged on the neighbor's lawn
Snow globe shattered, cut my lip
Drained the glass and took another sip
Eggnog orgy ninety-eight
Trash in the halls, teenage waste
Sticky, sweaty, sacred night
Lost my faith and found the knife
O come, all ye black-out
Joyful and ho-ho
HUNG
Eggnog orgy ninety-eight
Who's got condoms
Eggnog orgy ninety-eight
Who brought the priest and jailbait
Eggnog orgy ninety-eight
I think I fell in love with a candy cane
Eggnog orgy ninety-eight
Hey Nick, I think ya puked in the nativity scene