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SAINT SLAYBELL

carols • chaos • carnage

Season: RED + GREEN + BAD IDEAS
NEW: singles • zines • stage confessionals • festive heresy • glitter and guilt

Tinsel & Terror

WELCOME TO THE BURNT CHAPEL

Home to Saint Slaybell: holidaycore punk menace, patron saint of poor decisions, and self-appointed prophet of Christmas chaos.

Inside you'll find music, zines, artwork, and the occasional seasonal catastrophe.

Browse the sermons. Read the bulletins. Mind the broken ornaments.

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holidaycore punk rock religious trauma glitter + gore zines + art + writing

LATEST DROP

Fresh Xerox Smell

  • Zine Drop: BURNT CHAPEL BULLETIN A stapled little disaster of ugly confessions. Page EIGHT is now live and ready to ruin your day.
    As for updates? Well, updates happen when they happen.
  • Listen: GODRESTYEDEADBOYS Released December 2025, GODRESTYEDEADBOYS is loud, lewd punk for holiday riots and post-breakup exorcisms.
    Deck your halls, cut your cords, and let the season bleed.
  • Art: GORY GLORY HALLELUJAH Head on over to take a gander at Saint Slaybell in the (commissioned) flesh.

DISCLOSURE

Read This Before You Light the Advent Wreath

18+ only. Viewer discretion is advised. This website contains adult and violent content. If you’re here for clean Christmas vibes, you took a wrong turn and the skeleton is already waving at you.

Saint Slaybell and all iterations are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons (living or dead) or actual events is purely coincidental. And also hot.

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