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SAINT SLAYBELL

carols • chaos • carnage

Season: RED + GREEN + BAD IDEAS
NEW: singles • zines • stage confessionals • festive heresy • glitter and guilt

WELCOME TO THE BURNT CHAPEL

A Zine Shrine Wrapped in Tinsel, Terror, and Threats

Saint Slaybell is the festive sermon you were warned about: a screaming sermon of cracked hymns, weaponized "love", glitter-stained confessions, and survival-through-spite.

This site is a 2000s zine shrine dressed in blood and bad decisions.

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holidaycore punk rock religious trauma glitter + gore zines + art + writing

LATEST DROP

GODRESTYEDEADBOYS

  • Featured track: Take Me In Oooh...he's sweet and red and hot and dead...
  • What it is: punk confessionals + midway therapy gone feral Keep this tight. Details live on music.html.
  • Listen: Apple Music • YouTube • Spotify Pick your poison. We won’t judge. Much.

ZINE RACK

Fresh Xerox Smell

  • New issue: “Burnt Chapel Bulletin #01” Subtitle idea: testimonies, scribbles, stage notes, heresies.
  • Art & Writing: collage, lyric sheets, posters Archive everything like it’s sacred. Because it is. Sort of.
  • Freebies: wallpapers + button graphics Maximum 2000s energy, minimum shame.
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DISCLOSURE

Read This Before You Light the Advent Wreath

18+ only. Viewer discretion is advised. This project runs on satire, dark themes, and adult or violent content. If you’re here for clean Christmas vibes, you took a wrong turn and the skeleton is already waving at you.

Saint Slaybell and all iterations of the persona are fictional. The persona is created through human-written lyrics, AI-assisted sound, and performance-driven worldbuilding. This is a work of fiction, and any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or to actual events is purely coincidental. And also hot.